The Most Intimate Part of the Human Body

I'm sure that this entries title is enough to get you thinking nasty thoughts. But contrary to what you believe, its not about quite what your thinking.

First I want you to think of your most intimate part of the body. Now let me tell you why your most likely wrong.

If you were thinking the gender-defining features, you were wrong. First of all, what is the one thing that everyone has but eventually loses and can never retain? Virginity. And Your never going to get that back. I would have also accepted 'innocence'. Now the reasons why. SEX. And you know it. Plus, if you never do it, you do it to yourself. Everyday I would have to say at least one eighth (if not more) of the single female population impales themselves with objects for their own pleasure. Whether it be a specialized plastic contraption to the various lengthy vegetables in the refrigerator. And at least over half of the male population does sometime during the day. But that really isn't all the shocking now is it? There are also the tormenting visits for a physical or gynecologist check-ups.

Then there is the mouth. NOPE. People are constantly shoving things into their gabs. Food, fingers, unidentifiable objects, tongues of others, dental equipment, and the phallic regions of the male anatomy. Then there is the sticking of tongues into places. Including oral sex. And my favorite use, to be used as a childish insult from a distance. The tongue is not private in the least bit.

Anus. Nope. Face it, at some point in your life you will get sodomized. It may be from intercourse or just a prostate exam, but it will happen.

Breasts? Nope. Mammary exams for cancer.

Arms, legs, hands, and feet are out of the question.

Eyes? Laser eye surgery and contacts.

Ears? Ear plugs and cue tips.

Nose? *DING* That's right. The nose. Some of you may be denying yourself of the truth at the moment, but its true. Not just the nose though, more specifically the inside of the nose. Only you go there, if ever. Think. When you are a kid is the most time you will ever spend exploring the inside of you nose. You almost never stick anything in there. They way people clean their noses is with a blow, not a probe. The doctor only looks, never goes in on an exam.

If you go up to anyone and stick your finger in their nose, they will flip out. You probably would too. That is why it is probably the most intimate part. Am I not right? Of course results may very from person to person. Internal organs are excluded from this truth. So next time ask yourself, when is the last time you stuck your finger in your nose?

"You can pick your fiends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose."
~Anonymous