I 'heart' the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. While surfing the web I thought I wonder if they made any new videos for the newest album Its Blitz since they only had one so far. So I head straight for YouTube. The website for all you dirty pleasures. All. Dirty. Pleasures. So I go looking. Saw some of their older videos. Such as "Y Control". The children in that thing freaked me out! They are playing with a dead dog! Who does that?! But I digress. "Heads Will Roll" was in the top 5 on my favorites for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. So I'm watching. Yeah this is cool so far... but that changed quickly. (I should get paid for putting this on here. I'm promoting this.)
So after I decided to post a comment:
WTF, werewolf? Okay. I was waiting for the crowd to start moshing which would have been awesome but this works too. Then I LOVE the part where he is killing. Best ever. Glitter, conffetti and the fuzzy stuff. Loved it. Party favors anyone?
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Further Ranting
Well to continue where I left off yesterday, I'm not entirely sure speech is a lost cause. I was in a bad-ish mood and felt like complaining. But that doesn't completely void my earlier suggestions. I felt there was one example that would be perfect:
"... I'm hot cuz I'm fly
You ain't cuz you not
This is why, This is why
This is why I'm hot..."
Yes ladies and gentlemen, that scarfed up piece for shame was the chorus to the song "This is Why I'm Hot" by Mims (what kinda name is that anyways?). That was a terrible, terrible song. Nothing fit. And through out the entire song the guy is going on about himself and how great he is. Someone, mentioning no names (I don't even know how that is even close to a name...), is a bit of a narcissist. *cough* Mims *cough* But seriously, how into yourself do you have to be to sing about how great of a rapper you are and how so much better you are then the rest of us.
Then there are the people that reduce the standards of insults and uses the pathetic excuse for a word "noob". Honestly, you are only making yourself sound like a total reject by even using that word. I'm ready to bind a pointy dictionary to a chain and handle to make a medieval flail of doom and smack their poor bohemian heads against it.
"FEEL THE WRATH OF THY IMPUDENCE!!!" One good smash and they will resent using such a undignified word. I shall be Sir Smacks-a-lot on all their asses. (Oh my god, that sounds so bad. Heheh)
Could they really not think of something better to say? I personally love to resort to the little insults you used when in the second grade. Just tick off a small child and the given response may be but is not limited to: Butthead, Buttface, Monkeybutt, Buttlicker, Poopyhead, Dumby, Boogerface, Dog poo, Smelly, Fruit, Boogerbarrel, and many variations ways to defecate.
Please raise the linguistic standards by sponsoring you local jocks and cheerleaders. Please call 1-800-ABC-TALK. We have operators standing by to take your calls. Without your donations the poor football teams won't be able to understand you when you call out DEFENCE. Nor will the cheerleaders no longer be able to spell out words and will need to continue to just dance around to music and never say a word like they have for years. By giving money to Learn to Talk Foundation, you will be giving these students an opportunity to be poked with a cattle rod when not listening during class. Thank you, your donations will be noted. And if you call now you can get a free nude photograph of the child you are sponsoring with a list of their classes and home address.
"... I'm hot cuz I'm fly
You ain't cuz you not
This is why, This is why
This is why I'm hot..."
Yes ladies and gentlemen, that scarfed up piece for shame was the chorus to the song "This is Why I'm Hot" by Mims (what kinda name is that anyways?). That was a terrible, terrible song. Nothing fit. And through out the entire song the guy is going on about himself and how great he is. Someone, mentioning no names (I don't even know how that is even close to a name...), is a bit of a narcissist. *cough* Mims *cough* But seriously, how into yourself do you have to be to sing about how great of a rapper you are and how so much better you are then the rest of us.
Then there are the people that reduce the standards of insults and uses the pathetic excuse for a word "noob". Honestly, you are only making yourself sound like a total reject by even using that word. I'm ready to bind a pointy dictionary to a chain and handle to make a medieval flail of doom and smack their poor bohemian heads against it.
"FEEL THE WRATH OF THY IMPUDENCE!!!" One good smash and they will resent using such a undignified word. I shall be Sir Smacks-a-lot on all their asses. (Oh my god, that sounds so bad. Heheh)
Could they really not think of something better to say? I personally love to resort to the little insults you used when in the second grade. Just tick off a small child and the given response may be but is not limited to: Butthead, Buttface, Monkeybutt, Buttlicker, Poopyhead, Dumby, Boogerface, Dog poo, Smelly, Fruit, Boogerbarrel, and many variations ways to defecate.
Please raise the linguistic standards by sponsoring you local jocks and cheerleaders. Please call 1-800-ABC-TALK. We have operators standing by to take your calls. Without your donations the poor football teams won't be able to understand you when you call out DEFENCE. Nor will the cheerleaders no longer be able to spell out words and will need to continue to just dance around to music and never say a word like they have for years. By giving money to Learn to Talk Foundation, you will be giving these students an opportunity to be poked with a cattle rod when not listening during class. Thank you, your donations will be noted. And if you call now you can get a free nude photograph of the child you are sponsoring with a list of their classes and home address.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Is Speach A Lost Cause?
I have not been on in about a... century. At least that is what it feels like. I have been in a rut lately and am just now starting to pull myself out of it. I have no life... I realize that almost no one ever reads this damn thing so I thought it really didn't matter but I decided it is better to just get my ideas down regardless of whether it gets read or not (though it would be nice).
Exams are going on right now and I seem to be doing alright. I'm getting A's in classes that are academic for the first time since the 3rd Grade! Not even kidding. I have not done that well. Now what I hate is when people judge me solely on my grades. Honestly, and not trying to sound full of myself, I could outsmart over half the people that make that kind of assumption. Not even kidding. I just don't do my homework. My test scores are the only thing keeping me passing. But then there are people that know how smart I am and expect me to help them with everything. They need to help themselves.
I have no clue what I'm going to do this summer. Not. At. All. I'll be sitting around the house half dead and mopping. That is what I do. Sit and mope.
... People kinda suck. Some are just so damn IGNORANT!!! Do they even think that maybe there is just as much to criticize about themselves as they do to other people. I know I do sometimes but I try to be as mindful as possible unless I think that someone deserves my thoughts. It just seems like there is so much that they say without even realizing what they just said. They don't even think anything of it and that is the part that really irritates me. The ability to speak has been taken for granted in the American culture. It is so profound on how we are able to convey thoughts and ideas to others of our species it just dumbfounds me. If you think of it, what other creatures use language? NONE. They use verbalizations that are recognizable but not a language. The amount of conscious thought that is need to talk is so amazing. We don't even think about how to form a word. What kind of memory does that take. A LOT. We have even surpassed language. We can make poems, stories, and connections that go beyond the mere meaning of a word and make it something new. It is just simply sublime. Then there are those people that just rape the English language. Slang doesn't tick me too much, but just the shortening of EVERY word. Its just barbaric. We have language to fully communicate and we just slash through it and bring it down a notch. I swear. When I here the popular people talk I think I'm listening to the primal grunts of a long lost missing link between us and apes (that's right. Evolution).
This is only one of my thoughts. I still have even more deep ones. Just wait.
Exams are going on right now and I seem to be doing alright. I'm getting A's in classes that are academic for the first time since the 3rd Grade! Not even kidding. I have not done that well. Now what I hate is when people judge me solely on my grades. Honestly, and not trying to sound full of myself, I could outsmart over half the people that make that kind of assumption. Not even kidding. I just don't do my homework. My test scores are the only thing keeping me passing. But then there are people that know how smart I am and expect me to help them with everything. They need to help themselves.
I have no clue what I'm going to do this summer. Not. At. All. I'll be sitting around the house half dead and mopping. That is what I do. Sit and mope.
... People kinda suck. Some are just so damn IGNORANT!!! Do they even think that maybe there is just as much to criticize about themselves as they do to other people. I know I do sometimes but I try to be as mindful as possible unless I think that someone deserves my thoughts. It just seems like there is so much that they say without even realizing what they just said. They don't even think anything of it and that is the part that really irritates me. The ability to speak has been taken for granted in the American culture. It is so profound on how we are able to convey thoughts and ideas to others of our species it just dumbfounds me. If you think of it, what other creatures use language? NONE. They use verbalizations that are recognizable but not a language. The amount of conscious thought that is need to talk is so amazing. We don't even think about how to form a word. What kind of memory does that take. A LOT. We have even surpassed language. We can make poems, stories, and connections that go beyond the mere meaning of a word and make it something new. It is just simply sublime. Then there are those people that just rape the English language. Slang doesn't tick me too much, but just the shortening of EVERY word. Its just barbaric. We have language to fully communicate and we just slash through it and bring it down a notch. I swear. When I here the popular people talk I think I'm listening to the primal grunts of a long lost missing link between us and apes (that's right. Evolution).
This is only one of my thoughts. I still have even more deep ones. Just wait.
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