Further Ranting

Well to continue where I left off yesterday, I'm not entirely sure speech is a lost cause. I was in a bad-ish mood and felt like complaining. But that doesn't completely void my earlier suggestions. I felt there was one example that would be perfect:

"... I'm hot cuz I'm fly
You ain't cuz you not
This is why, This is why
This is why I'm hot..."

Yes ladies and gentlemen, that scarfed up piece for shame was the chorus to the song "This is Why I'm Hot" by Mims (what kinda name is that anyways?). That was a terrible, terrible song. Nothing fit. And through out the entire song the guy is going on about himself and how great he is. Someone, mentioning no names (I don't even know how that is even close to a name...), is a bit of a narcissist. *cough* Mims *cough* But seriously, how into yourself do you have to be to sing about how great of a rapper you are and how so much better you are then the rest of us.

Then there are the people that reduce the standards of insults and uses the pathetic excuse for a word "noob". Honestly, you are only making yourself sound like a total reject by even using that word. I'm ready to bind a pointy dictionary to a chain and handle to make a medieval flail of doom and smack their poor bohemian heads against it.
"FEEL THE WRATH OF THY IMPUDENCE!!!" One good smash and they will resent using such a undignified word. I shall be Sir Smacks-a-lot on all their asses. (Oh my god, that sounds so bad. Heheh)
Could they really not think of something better to say? I personally love to resort to the little insults you used when in the second grade. Just tick off a small child and the given response may be but is not limited to: Butthead, Buttface, Monkeybutt, Buttlicker, Poopyhead, Dumby, Boogerface, Dog poo, Smelly, Fruit, Boogerbarrel, and many variations ways to defecate.

Please raise the linguistic standards by sponsoring you local jocks and cheerleaders. Please call 1-800-ABC-TALK. We have operators standing by to take your calls. Without your donations the poor football teams won't be able to understand you when you call out DEFENCE. Nor will the cheerleaders no longer be able to spell out words and will need to continue to just dance around to music and never say a word like they have for years. By giving money to Learn to Talk Foundation, you will be giving these students an opportunity to be poked with a cattle rod when not listening during class. Thank you, your donations will be noted. And if you call now you can get a free nude photograph of the child you are sponsoring with a list of their classes and home address.